Dirty Talk...

As promised, I am going to divulge some of the dirty talk that the impotent compulsive jimmy whacker tossed my way during our laughable romp.

To be fair, I am also gonna share some of the nonsense I've heard over the years. It's comedy, really it is.

Mr. Muscles (aka impotent compulsive jimmy whacker) - I truly believe he was on the 'rhoids -